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• New Jersey? The supernatural other world is bound by an object in Snookie's backyard?  The Vampire Diaries 

• There are just certain situations where you have to lie to your friends even if you hate doing it. Pretty Little Liars

• There are so many great things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking? How I Met your Mother
  

• Max, everyone keeps telling me they can't decide. It's like a support group for bisexuals. 2 Broke Girls

• G.K. Chesterton wrote: “Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. .” Criminal Minds
 
• La casa no se reclina sobre la tierra, sino sobre una mujer. Criminal Minds


•  Nikki- I am a mother and a damn good one.. Annie- You know MacKenzie is dressed like a call girl today, right?  I Hate My Teenage Daughter 


•   Maybe getting fired was a good thing. what do cheerful people say when something crappy happens and they make it sound as if it wasn't crappy? A blessing in disguise? Grey's Anatomy


• That's one of the things that attracted me to him the most: that passion, that drive. What is it that the thing that attracts you to a person always ends up being the thing that drives you crazy? Castle


• This is my pattern... ok? I fall for the wrong guy. I found him either with a bottle, a needle or a girl and I move on. Sometimes I use a bottle to help me do it, a needle or a girl... 2 Broke Girls


• "Beeeeeeeeeep" Oh, what's that? My self-esteem just flat-lined." 2 Broke Girls


• And I've organized that into a file in my head labeled: Do not open until I'm stronger... 2 Broke Girls


• Oh my God! Those jeans suck. It's like you forgot to put your ass on this morning. Cougar Town


• Yeah. Right. Help! Everyone's stopped taking drugs, and urinating in the street. Who do we tell? This is every policeman and parent's wet dream. Misfits


• When students kiss teachers, someone gets HURT. That's a promise I'll keep... A. Pretty Little Liars